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Movie Grab Bag Eight - ...is MORE than enough 
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Cuba is still communist.

Though militarily I don't think they could take South Beach.

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Movie Mike wrote:
Bergerjacques wrote:

Cuba is still communist.

Though militarily I don't think they could take South Beach.


Plus, Scientologists will protect us from Cuba.

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Personally, I just don't think that this idea can survive outside of the eighties.


It shouldn't have been able to survive in the eighties, either. It was always a ridiculous concept.

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Movie Mike wrote:
Bergerjacques wrote:

Cuba is still communist.

Though militarily I don't think they could take South Beach.


And yet in the original they, and Sadinistas, figure big. It was always ridiculous and I'll be disappointed if they (and hopefully Chavez and Putin) don't show up in this.

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ProfessorMortis wrote:
Movie Mike wrote:
Bergerjacques wrote:

Cuba is still communist.

Though militarily I don't think they could take South Beach.


And yet in the original they, and Sadinistas, figure big. It was always ridiculous and I'll be disappointed if they (and hopefully Chavez and Putin) don't show up in this.

I kind of always assumed that Cuba would have been a major launching spot but not providing the much of the actual military force.

Putin: "We want to start the invasion force using Cuba as a key stepping stone."

Chavez: "Sure, but you have to take my cousin Larry."

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ProfessorMortis wrote:
Movie Mike wrote:
Bergerjacques wrote:

Cuba is still communist.

Though militarily I don't think they could take South Beach.


And yet in the original they, and Sadinistas, figure big. It was always ridiculous and I'll be disappointed if they (and hopefully Chavez and Putin) don't show up in this.


And Osama! Don't forget him!

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And Osama! Don't forget him!


I'd rather they kept it old school and just use bad Commies and HIspanic Commie/Socialists.

Oh, and check this baby out: http://awfullibrarybooks.wordpress.com/2009/09/17/break-out-the-borscht/

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ProfessorMortis wrote:
Prankster wrote:
And Osama! Don't forget him!


I'd rather they kept it old school and just use bad Commies and HIspanic Commie/Socialists.

Oh, and check this baby out: http://awfullibrarybooks.wordpress.com/2009/09/17/break-out-the-borscht/


Robert .... "Conquest"?! Is that name supposed to echo?

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Somebody in England made what appears to be a modern-day remake of The Two Crippled Masters. I must see this.

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Nigeria 'offended' by District 9:
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Information Minister Dora Akunyili told the BBC's Network Africa programme that she had asked the makers of the film, Sony, for an apology. She says the film portrays Nigerians as cannibals, criminals and prostitutes.

"We feel very bad about this because the film clearly denigrated Nigeria's image by portraying us as if we are cannibals, we are criminals," she said.

"The name of our former president was clearly spelt out as the head of the criminal gang and our ladies shown like prostitutes sleeping with extra-terrestrial beings."


The film did need a scene where the aliens got an email from a nice Nigerian prince who needed help getting his money out of the country.

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You know, Superman Returns wasn't a very good movie, but it's kind of nice being reminded that it could've been so much worse.

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You know, Superman Returns wasn't a very good movie, but it's kind of nice being reminded that it could've been so much worse.



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Movie Mike wrote:
Nigeria 'offended' by District 9:
The film did need a scene where the aliens got an email from a nice Nigerian prince who needed help getting his money out of the country.


Nigeria is already hacked off at Sony about that as it is.
http://www.pocket-lint.com/news/27343/nigerians-complain-about-sony-advert

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Son of Spam wrote:
You know, Superman Returns wasn't a very good movie, but it's kind of nice being reminded that it could've been so much worse.


*sniff, wipes a tear from his eyes* It's beautiful.

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