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I'd enjoy it. He's funny.
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Flangepart
Burning Godzilla
Joined: Wed Jul 23, 2003 8:26 am
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Funny Hah-Hah, or funny "Don't go near that man,he scares me" funny?
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Foywonder
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Joined: Wed Jun 26, 2002 3:40 am
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Location: Biloxi, MS.
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Believe it or not, Dr. Boll was quite personable to talk with. He's clearly developed a better sense of humor. Why shouldn't he laugh? His rep is that of the biggest filmmaking hack on the planet and yet the guy has over a half dozen films either in the can or in some state of production. BLOODRAYNE 2 is on DVD shelves this week and a special edition of ALONE IN THE DARK hits DVD shelves the week after.
Sample question I asked him: "I understand a special edition DVD of Alone in the Dark is coming out on DVD on September 25th, I believe. Ummm... What makes it special?"
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MarvellousM
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The Dungeon Siege movie looks utterly horrifying. Jason Statham has that "what did I sign up for?" expression and Ray Liotta looks hopelessly miscast.
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Foywonder
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I'd argue that Ray Liotta looking horribly miscast as an evil wizard is what makes this film an absolute must see. Well, that and whether or not sleepy-eyed Burt Reynolds can stay away through the whole thing.
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Brother Ragnarok
Burning Godzilla
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Location: North central Iowa
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Is there really a good place for Ray Liotta, though? I mean, aside from plastered to the front of the garbage truck that just ran him over?
Long live King Burt.
I'm afrait Boll might be developing some actual talent, though. I liked Bloodrayne, and not in a "Ha ha this sucks so bad it's funny" kinda way. And, as Foy has stated, this trailer doesn't look too bad either.
Really, my only concern for the possible quality ( or at least entertainment value) of the movie is Statham. I'd rather have a ham sandwich be my movie's hero than Jason Statham. He makes the actors from Dragon Wars look talented.
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supersonic man
Burning Godzilla
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Location: California's #2 tourist destination
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Dude, what have you got against awesome?
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Marxo Grouch
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I was actually wondering what he had against Ray Liotta. I mean, sure, he's been in some pretty bad movies, but he's been in some pretty good ones, too.
Or is it a personal thing? Point to the place on the doll where the bad man touched you, Rags.
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bbanzai
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...with the garden hose...
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Trogga
Burning Godzilla
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Why are more and more recognizable actors popping up in Boll's movies anyway?
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supersonic man
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If Uwe keeps improving and getting better casts and building to new levels of success... why, he could be the next Michael Bay! Let's all invest in his company now while it's a bargain.
If enough of us buy in, we could, like, start taking creative control of essential decisions in the filmmaking process. Like forcing all his movies to be directed by someone else, while keeping his name on the poster to guarantee big sales.
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Foywonder
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Flangepart
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Hummmm....this might be a good time at the 'ol city smash tonight.
So long as you approach it with our attitude. I mean not expecting steak,but a good cheeseburger....
With a name like his, he'd better have a sense of humor. Unless its a stage name, and his real monicker is 'Paul Smith'.
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TITANIC. A goods sinking marred by 3 hours of the worst romantic drivel. MOVIE MIKE.
"and Patty Duke as a whackadoodle schizophrenic man-killing were-spider from the Palisades": 3Beer man.
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Flangepart
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Now theres a pair I'd not imagin in a fantasy flick.
Burt as a king? And not wearing a cowboy hat? Add Jerry Reed and you have a cheesefest made in heaven. 
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TITANIC. A goods sinking marred by 3 hours of the worst romantic drivel. MOVIE MIKE.
"and Patty Duke as a whackadoodle schizophrenic man-killing were-spider from the Palisades": 3Beer man.
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Foywonder
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As I've said, even if DUNGEON SIEGE is the worst fantasy film ever it's still a must see just based on the cast:
JASON STATHAM - doing kung fu in a fantasy film playing a farmer named Farmer?
JOHN RHY-DAVIES - required by law to appear in all LOTR-style films
RAY LIOTTA - so utterly miscast as an evil wizard it's hilarious, he looks and acts like his Goodfellas character turned dark wizard
BURT REYNOLDS - as King Narcolepsy the First, from the looks of things
MATTHEW LILLARD - in a fantasy film?
LEELEE SOBIESKI - as Reynolds daughter being seduced by Liotta
KRISTANNA LOKEN - as a tree elf
CLAIRE FORLANI - as Mrs. Farmer
RON PERLMEN - who has freely admitted in interviews he took this because "his wife needs money to buy more shoes"
For better or worse this will be one for the ages.
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